Firefly 1.10 (War Stories)

•September 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Torture, smorture, the real pain is in not getting to see the rest of what happens between Inara and the Counselor!

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Firefly 1.09 (Ariel)

•July 12, 2010 • 1 Comment

Betrayal is a bitch, yes, betrayal is in fact a female dog!

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Firefly 1.08 (Out Of Gas)

•June 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I’m never out of gas, not that type of gas you dirty miscreants, I’m talking about the hot air I’m constantly spewing in my reviews, get your minds out of the gutter, sheesh!

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Firefly 1.07 (Jaynestown)

•May 30, 2010 • 1 Comment

I want a town I can be the hero of, but only if it comes with lots of easy hot chicks, oh yeah!

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Firefly 1.06 (Our Mrs. Reynolds)

•May 15, 2010 • 2 Comments

I will say this a few more times during my review, but yowza, that Christina Hendricks is a babe, they do everything they can to try and hide her rack when she’s playing the doting wife, but there’s no hiding any part of her hotness!

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Firefly 1.05 (Safe)

•May 14, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I wouldn’t mind living in some hidden community out in the woods, but then I remember that I’m an atheist who’s very vocal in terms of sex and other provocative things and I know I would be killed within a day, probably a few hours.

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Firefly 1.04 (Shindig)

•May 10, 2010 • 1 Comment

I’ve never seen a party so fancy, the fanciest party I ever went to involved a lot of booze and a bevy of strippers!

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