Veronica Mars 1.16 (Betty And Veronica)

We never had any school rival in any of the sports I played in High School, my school sucking in all the sports I played may have had something to do with that situation!

Veronica Mars 1.15 (Ruskie Business)

I love ’80’s dances, I hate the ’80’s, I think, but I love ’80’s themed dances. I’m weird, I know!

Veronica Mars 1.14 (Mars Vs. Mars)

I would never have complained if my hot Spanish teacher decided to have sex with me, then again I don’t complain when any female wants to have sex with me, I’m easy to please!

Veronica Mars 1.13 (Lord Of The Bling)

Never trust a man named Bone, that’s my motto!

Veronica Mars 1.12 (Clash Of The Tritons)

If the Tritons are the best that Neptune High can do for a secret society then I see no reason to acknowledge their existence!

Veronica Mars 1.11 (Silence Of The Lamb)

Guitar players may be the gods of the modern generation, or whatever that dude said, but I think the god like ones have talent and aren’t fat losers!

Veronica Mars 1.10 (An Echolls Family Christmas)

My family Christmas parties consisted of a lot of drunken yelling at the TV, that’s what I remember!

Veronica Mars 1.09 (Drinking The Kool-Aid)

I use check yourself before you wreck yourself all the time, all the more reason to recognize my lameness!

Veronica Mars 1.08 (Like A Virgin)

I don’t know much, but I do know that I would have a pretty darn high score on a purity test, I am that lame and boring!

Veronica Mars 1.07 (The Girl Next Door)

If car ever ended on a flag pole I think I’d be okay with it, as long as I can still plug in my iPod it’s all good!